Funny Joke: Warning! possibly offensive

[Brakecheck]

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45
a.m . there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman
from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the line is backing up,
putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself
so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there
the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they
are beginning to pile up, and at the end of the line stands the new
employee.

She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men
watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
I think you misunderstood me yesterday.

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."