My F800ST ride (inspired by DJ's Griso ride!)

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My F800ST ride (inspired by DJ's Griso ride!)

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It's been a long time since a sent a post. Many reasons really, job, family ect. I have coined a new phrase which sums up my situation:

"Life gets in the way of life"

However, I know I have been woefully lacking in this area and I must make amends. I come onto the board most days and luckily, my IT dept. (i.e. the internet Police) have yet to classify this website as a chat room and ban it!

So, inspired by all your posts (especially DJ and Kristi's brilliant submissions recently), excellent photos, which are eagerly downloaded to my PC so I can dip in at any time when I want to experience "50R life" from around the world, I think it's time to give back to those who have given me so much. Work may be dreadful sometimes but I can always rely on this board to lift my spirits and give me the diversion I sometimes need.

I recently had an annual service completed on the bike. As usual I knew work would make demands of my time so I booked the day as annual leave. The plan was to drop the bike off and have an courtesy F800ST for the day, plus test drive a 1200GS just for fun. A work colleague was also having his bike serviced so we agreed to meet at the dealership and have a decent rideout together. I arrived early, handed over the keys and with high hopes they would not "overfill the oil", I took advantage of their free coffee.

Two double Espresso shots later my friend arrived, only to be told his courtesy bike was double booked. How the day changes. I was given an F650GS (somewhat lacking by 150cc and a piston!, I had booked the F800 after all!)

After a minutes silence while the service technicians stared into space, the floor or looked intently at their hands; anything but the customer's eyes, I agreed to give my friend a lift home. You build up a special work style friendship with your colleagues but it is enlightning when these work relationship boundaries are challenged by sharing the "cosy" seat of an F650GS and get physically intimate! - His beer belly (wine actually) was pressed into my back for the whole of the journey. I guess it's a man thing.... but I'm getting over it now...thanks for asking. The round trip to his home was 40 miles and it took 1 1/2 hours, (I did stay for a coffee, it was the least he could do), before returning to the dealership, determined to have a test ride of some sort.

Customer service front of house is always exemplorary. They always greet me by my first name even though I may have not have crossed their threshold for many months. The Salesman remembered me and arranged for the low seat to be fitted even before I saw the bike; he hadn't forgotten my preferences in that department. I must be infamous or something......The F800ST was fuelled up and I was given a quick run through the controls; very much like the 1150R.

The bike was great fun to ride. The fuelling is spot on and the power builds up evenly with no suprises, @ 85bhp like the 1150R but with less torque. Interestingly the vibration stays the same from idle to the red line. The frequency increases with the revs but not the amplitude. BMW have designed a clever balancing system. Handling was stable no matter what I tried and I cannot remember the front diving under heavy braking. Instrumentation was very clear with an excellent scrolling data function. It claimed it was returning about 58 mpg!

The belt drive was excellent. I never noticed any snatch but more importantly, I never noticed it at all. A indication of a great design.

Switching on the ignition put the bike through its diagnostics with lights flashing and the needles completing a full sweep of the clocks. All that was missing was a quick introductory rendition of Wagner's Valkyrie through suitably positioned speakers!!!! BMW please take note!

Overall a nice bike.....would I buy one? .....not really. For me it lacked the overall character of the 1150R. Saying that, I think BMW are onto a winner with the F800 series.

After returning the bike, it was back onto the F650GS to pick my friend up to bring him back to the dealership to collect his bike.

The day carefully planned turned out to be totally different. As Kristi said, an unexpected turn of events can be very rewarding in their own way. All in all a great day and yes they did overfill the engine with Castrol GP 20:50!!


THERE ARE PICTURES....would I ever let you down this way.

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TTFN

Mike
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Post by LonestaRR »

MikeUK said
THERE ARE PICTURES....would I ever let you down this way.
What a strange turn of events and an interesting day you had. Nice pictures of the 800, but where are the pics of you and your friend on the bike together?????
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Post by Mike UK »

Kristi,

there are things best left unsaid....or in this case, unseen! After all....I'm British you know.......

OK, truth is no one offered to take pictures and it didn't cross my mind....would have been good though....for blackmail if nothing else!

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Thanks Mike...nice shots of the new 800.. :smt023 ..nice blue color.

Don't you hate it when things just don't go right....I bet you were real careful not to brake too hard with your mate behind you.. :D

Did he hang on around your waist...just kidding..I don't want to know..or even think about it.. :D

Tell them next time if they over fill the oil you're going to give them a straw and make then suck the excess out..wouldn't you love to say that.. :lol:

Next time you test ride..try the Guzzi...don't-cha love heaps of torque..btw..I had a 650 once as a loaner bike during a BMW service..sheesh..it's tiny...and I hated that..Baaaa sound of the induction noise..did you notice it..it's louder then the exhaust.

Thanks for the post...a new great-ride for you and Lynn must be overdue.

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DJ Downunder wrote: Did he hang on around your waist...just kidding..I don't want to know..or even think about it.. :D
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Mike
Great stuff! I wanted to try one out but last time I went to the dealership the 800 was out again..one of these days I'll get to try!
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Post by iowabeakster »

Mike, what do you think of the f800 as a bike for a (small but strong) girlfirend?

do you think that it would tour long distance well? how did it ride, at say 60 mph, 100 kmh?
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Post by Mike UK »

Iowa,

the answer is ok to both of those questions. The 800 has the same bhp as our roadsters. The power delivery is smooth with no hidden surprises. It is very easy to ride and I certainly would be happy to tour on one.

It is very relaxed at sixty mph. The screen keeps the wind off your chest. The engine is not buzzy for a vertical twin as the crank counter balance system is very good. There is a bit vibration but it is not a problem. It just lets you know the engine is working away doing it's job.

It handles really well and did not remember any problems. I just got on and rode away. A sign of a well designed bike. Belt drive was unoticable too so a good design also. Switch gear is the same as the 1150R.

The fully faired ST has higher bars and might be more comfortable. Both have good luggage options and lower seat options. It is the lower seat in my pictures. I am 5'8" with a 32" inside leg and have a preference for the lower seat. I could place both feet flat on the ground.

I would recommend a test drive. I felt it was a better bike than the F650GS I had as a service loan bike on the same day.

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Post by iowabeakster »

thank you mike,

test drive will certainly be in order. i don't think those models have arrived over here yet. the dealer says it may be fall before we get a chance for a test.
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REAR PULLEY/800

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That rear pulley look's huge on the 800 ! Would love to test ride one ! J.B.
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You lucky dog. I have an 02 Roadster that on Monday coming is going to have a wiring harnessectomy. Burned up rigtht under my seat. Don't know if I'll keep it after repair, depends on if insurance will pick up the bill or not. Have been interested in the F800ST. for quite some time. Great report.
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Post by frozennorth »

Neat story!!

Can't wait to let Mrs. Frozen take a demo-ride when we get them into our local dealership. She's thinking of a Beakster but this might be an option. :)

Thanks for the analysis of the bike.
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